
Aside from a barstool, there may be no more emotional position in baseball than closer. This is certainly true for Jonathan Papelbon and K-Rod, but more, it's true for the people watching.
So long as it doesn't get watered down from blowouts, the best moment at Kauffman Stadium is when the video boards set fire and Slash starts playing "Welcome to the Jungle" and Joakim Soria comes out from the bullpen to throw fastballs at the knees and 67-mph curveballs through bats.
Beyond his success -- Soria is, what, one of the four best closers in baseball? -- he is the shining example of what the Royals' current scouting department is capable of. They got him in the Rule 5 draft, for $50,000, which is the equivalent of you getting a two-week Hawaiian vacation for 50 cents.
So there is also what you might call emotional equity locked into Soria.
And emotion should have nothing to do with it.
There's something that's been discussed in certain circles of Royals fans, and this offseason it should be out in the open.
Soria is among the Royals' very best trading chips, and they should look long and hard about using it.
We talked earlier this week about the danger of suggesting trade ideas, so you'll understand why this won't get too specific.
It's especially hard to gauge the market for a young, All-Star closer* with a club-friendly contract that goes through 2014 (including club options). Huston Street was traded this past offseason as part of the deal that sent Matt Holliday from Colorado to Oakland, but those were different circumstances. It's early in the morning as I type this, no coffee to help me out, so it's entirely possible I'm forgetting a comparable trade.
* Soria is among just nine closers with 70 or more saves over the past two seasons. The others are Francisco Rodriguez (tops with 97), Joe Nathan, Mariano Rivera, Jonathan Papelbon, Brian Wilson, Brian Fuentes, Francisco Cordero, and Brad Lidge.
Only Rivera (0.781) and Nathan (0.917) have better WHIPs than Soria (0.981). And only Rivera (96.5) has a higher save percentage than Soria (92.3). Actually, Papelbon (90.8) is the only other one above 90 percent on conversions.
Brad Lidge, even after going perfect last season, is next-to-last at 86.7 percent which just shows how little margin there is for the very best.
All of this also highlights the absurd Mariano Rivera. Tom Verducci and Joe Posnanski have each written insightful takeouts on Mo recently, so I won't retread other than to say that Rivera getting out after out and save after save with the same freaking pitch is akin to Derek Jeter building his impressive resume with the same pickup line, like, how YOU doin'?
None of this is meant to suggest the Royals should absolutely trade Soria, for sure, for whatever they can get even if it's Nick Punto. But outside of Zack Greinke and maybe Billy Butler, he's the guy other teams might want the most.
Tampa Bay needs a closer, and they're stocked with young talent. St. Louis could certainly use Soria. The Cubs and Rangers, too. Look around. Soria would be an upgrade for just about every team in baseball, and the Royals could use an upgrade at most every position.
Soria missed nearly a month with shoulder issues this season, which coincided perfectly with the Royals' fall. It's tempting to blame it on Soria's absence, except he missed only two ninth inning save chances in those 23 games. He had only 33 save opportunities all season, and often went four or five or six days without any action.
What good is that fine scotch if you don't drink it?
The Royals should not only listen to offers for Soria, but should actively pursue trades that would make them better outside of the ninth inning. They may very well be doing this already.
Soria represents the crowning achievement of the current scouting department, and the guy many fans look forward to seeing most on days Greinke isn't pitching. Getting rid of that would hurt, and it would be risky.
But the current construction of their roster (and minor league system) demands they at least see what's out there.
The Royals have a Ferrari in the garage, and the street they live on has too many potholes for them to drive it.
They need some guys to help fix the street.


I believe the object of the game is to make it easier on Grienke, Hochevar, Bannister and Meche to win a game, not harder. Trading Soria would be a big mistake. Sadly, the Royals best trading chips are Grienke, Soria and Butler and they are not going to be traded and they should not be traded either. Hochevar to a National League team would be a good bet, as he would flourish in that league and the Royals could get something of value in return.
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