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(Again, no relevance here with the picture other than being awesome. Is it just me or is the guy on the left straining a bit to keep the bride up? And the guy doing the pouring looks downright disgusted. Hopefully he's disgusted at his sideburns and chin bush.)

David Ortiz is having his worst season since at least 2002, a season so underwhelming that the Twins released him.

He has been implicated in baseball's never-ending performance enhancing drug scandal, was batting below .200 into mid-June, is still hitting just .226, has already struck out 100 times, and publicly said he sucks.

If you're a believer in OPS+ -- adjusted on-base-plus-slugging percentages -- Ortiz is less productive this season than Henry Blanco, Ramon Castro, Willie Harris, Brendan Ryan and -- are you sitting down? -- Mike Jacobs.

And, well, Ortiz still has three more homers and five more RBIs than any Royal.

The Royals rank last among American League teams in hits, batting average, on-base percentage, wild pitches, UZR*, bullpen ERA and -- I think this one's important -- wins.

* The last thing you need is to hear again about how bad the Royals suck at defense, but their UZR of -40.5 is nearly 12 runs and 50 percent worse than the Twins, who are the second-worst. Should be a fun weekend at the K.

They are second-to-last in homers, runs, OPS, walk percentage, and errors.

So, to review: they can't hit, can't hit for power, and can't get on base but make up for it by being slow, playing bad defense, and giving up a lot of runs late in games.

They are 11-14 in Zack Greinke's starts, so if you don't mind ignoring some other factors, the Royals are hypothetically a 91-loss team on days when THE BEST PITCHER IN THE LEAGUE IS STARTING.

Alex Gordon, once relied upon to be the cornerstone of a franchise turnaround, is now in the minor leagues. The high-dollar bullpen has been the league's worst. They've been crushed by injuries, but not nearly as much as they've been crushed by bad play.

They were in first place on May 7, but are 29-62 since, which would be a 110-loss pace stretched over a full season.

They began the season with playoff hopes, and now find themselves in the race for baseball's worst record and first pick in next year's draft.

They raised the payroll more than 20 percent and opened $250 million worth of stadium renovations, only to fill it with a team that needs to finish 16-26 to avoid 100 losses.

You know, it's time for the local paper to quantify just how historically disappointing this season is.

See you Sunday.

Submitted by Sam Mellinger on August 21, 2009 - 7:49am.
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Submitted by mj_ila on August 24, 2009 - 4:14am.

Cub fans and Mets fans are known for their ability to cheer for their teams that are consistent loosers.

I suggest those of us who still cheer the Royals (and I do) are in a class by ourselves even in comparison to our role models cheering the Cubbies and Mets.

Why? Simple: Read this article above!

"So, to review: they can't hit, can't hit for power, and can't get on base but make up for it by being slow, playing bad defense, and giving up a lot of runs late in games."

To me this means the sad thing is you don't need to go to Omaha, Wichita, or even T-Bones to see minor league play. You can pay two to three times as much and see it at Kaufman Stadium.

Royals fans deserve some props.

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Submitted by bilmorte on August 23, 2009 - 1:39am.

billybob wonders...how will more payroll make us better...if we pay everyone on the roster like we do guillen and meche, will we leap into the playoffs? if we give a 16 year old kid 30 million dollars to try to stay uninjured for 5 years in the minor leagues, will we be world champs? and if the kid and grienke both get 12 mil a year, and both play great, will that get us to 500? the answers i keep coming up with are no no and more no...glass spent 20 percent more this year, and we got 20 percent worse...should we double down? i think not...i am not clear why some people think glass is obligated to throw more of his money in our toilet...it won't make the stuff in the toilet float any higher...we could do this...everybody who thinks more money will do it, band together and offer glass a deal...each of you folks will agree to pay double for every ticket and royals product you buy, and glass will agree to redirect 100 percent of that extra money to whatever players you want to buy...or, maybe more sensible, with every ticket sold,for an extra dollar, the buyer gets a vote card on which he/she gets to note who to keep, who to dump...from gm to manager to bullpen, and after the votes are in, the vote money will all be used to meet the needs of those choices...and if y'all want to keep hillman, and moore,...well, i always have had kind of a soft spot for the cardinals.

Submitted by stpat on August 23, 2009 - 9:29am.

You ask how spending more money can help this team?

Answer: Moore has no more excuses. He will have to find big league talent or he will be exposed as just another GM wanna be. He won't be forced to go after the likes of Guillen, Crisp, Jacobs, Betancourt. He can stop trading away what few pieces we have (Ram Ram, Nunez, Cortez, etc) and actually spend the only commodity that doesn't set us back, not prospects....simply money. Yes Moore has an uphill battle convincing good big leaguers to come here because of our history. It is true that some players will never come to KC while they are in this pitiful state. However, this is what Glass hired Moore to do. Sell this team as a viable option. But part of that sales job is to give him the money to OVERPAY for these players. Let's not forget that we are in this position because of David Glass's inept handling of the club for the past 15 years. It's only right that he should FINALLY pay his share to get himself out of it.

History lesson. Glass went cheap back in 2003, only willing to pay 1 of the 2 legit big leaguers we still had in Sweeney & Beltran. He wasn't willing to pay them both. He chose Sweeney and let Beltran go for peanuts. Now in 2009, 6 YEARS later, he ponies up for Zack. That's 2 home grown talents signed by Glass over the past 15 years. He let ALL the rest go. Cone, Appier, Damon, Beltran, even Dye (although he was acquired by trade at a very young age). Does that sound like someone that has done his part to right the ship? And by the time the minors (supposedly) start to produce, Zack's contract will be up. After the way this organization has screwed him over by failing to put a team around him, much less the fact that Glass won't pay to re-sign him anyway, do you believe Zack will be wearing a Royals uniform in 4 years? I guarantee he won't. Imagine this team without Zack. Historically bad. This is 2004 all over again, but this time it's Zack instead of Sweeney. All Glass did was rent him for 3 more years. It will take much longer to get things straightened through the minors AlONE, which is what you are asking Moore to do. WE NEED HELP NOW TO REGAIN RESPECTABILITY. We need a concerted effort by ownership to support Moore in getting 1 or 2 legit FA's that can help this team be competitive until the farm system produces the talent to sustain itself. That will be at least 5 years. At least.

Like I've said before, money doesn't solve the problem. But without it they will NEVER right the ship. Moore has to do a better job for sure. But Glass is asking Moore to win a gunfight with a knife.

Submitted by setupunchtag on August 28, 2009 - 9:48am.

Great answer to someone who is truly Billybob. Very nice post and succintly put.

Submitted by goatlockerloung... on August 21, 2009 - 12:06pm.

We have a twenty five year old, potential perennial Cy Young candidate starting pitcher locked up long term. We also have a fireman of the year quality closer. And a legitimate number three hitter, a twenty three year old who is good enough to compete for a batting title every year for the next ten years.

This is nothing like 2004.

I know the record is bad. But there is young talent on this team, too. And we have enough good arms -- granted, many of whom have had sub-par years -- to make a strong move over the next few years.

Defense can be improved through hard work. If they can just become average with the gloves, and close to average with the bats, we have decent enough pitching to get us back in the game.

goatlockerloungelizard

Submitted by setupunchtag on August 28, 2009 - 9:55am.

Wow, Grienke being 'locked up' thru 2012 isn't my idea of long term. As StPat mentioned, that should be just about the time the Royals farm system should be producing ML talent (which is what happens when you decide to fill the lower rungs of your minor league system with talent rather than start filling AA and AAA with talent first--another stupid move by Moore).

You're right, it's not '04; more like 01' when the hitting was there, but all the good pitchers were coming through the minors. And then that team was blown up. And who are all these good young arms you're talking about? Davies? Hochevar?

Submitted by stpat on August 21, 2009 - 10:02am.

On a lighter note Sam, awesome picture. Makes you wonder what hubby is doing while the bride is doing kegstands.

Submitted by weptiger on August 21, 2009 - 9:59am.

Unfortunately, after 15 plus years of a crap product on the field and a joke of minor league development system the fanbase has grown so apathetic and is simply resigned to the fact that the Royals will suck well into the future, um, if not forever.

Submitted by stpat on August 21, 2009 - 9:11am.

"You know, it's time for the local paper to quantify just how historically disappointing this season is." No offense Sam, but been there, done that for the last 10 years.

No, it's time for the local paper to dig into the financial situation of the Royals. Let's see some real specifics on their payroll and how they spread this mammoth 20% payroll increase.

I for one would really like to know how much the Royals get through Advertising, TV, Radio & MLB kickbacks (revenue sharing, etc.).

Many of us believe this organization receives FAR more than it spends and this infuriates those of us that watch b & c-level players get signed to contracts every year instead of going after real major league talent.

An article was written a week or so ago (I think you wrote it) that excellently illustrated the history of this franchise over the past 20 years. It had some surprising info like, as I recall, that the club payroll in 1994! was over $47MM! I find it astounding that over the past 15 years of baseball salary inflation that this club has only raised it's payroll $23MM. Through all the bargain basement teams, salary dumps and All-Star Pitcher Mark Redmond, this team has managed to raise it's payroll $1.54MM dollars a year! Now I know that's a simplistic way of looking at things but when you don't have much info to go on, how else do we evaluate?

Instead of banging our collective heads against the wall about how 'historically bad' THIS YEAR's team is, you guys need to do your job and dig up the details on WHY it is this bad.

It's starts with curiosity. 'Has this owner REALLY changed his ways?' On the surface it appears he has, but that's only looking at two things. The money he's spending in the draft & the money he upped the payroll by. But the big picture is that in 2007 & 2008 the payroll remained the same at $58MM. He signed Guillen & Meche to $36MM & $55M respectively BUT he also took Mike Sweeney's $12MM off the books. So is he really spending that much more? I know other teams are spending less, but frankly, I don't care what others are doing. After 15 years of putting bargain basement teams on the field, it's time that he spend a little more than others, don't you think? If that means overspending, so be it. I DON'T CARE how much money it takes. There's no salary cap. Just a commitment by the owner to do whatever it takes to fix his mess.

The fans have little voice. It's clear that David Glass doesn't respect the Royals' fan base or he would have never allowed this experiment to show MLB that small markets can't compete destroy our ballteam. He would have never tried this if he had owned St. Louis because they would hold him accountable. We depend on the local paper to keep the owner honest. Many of us believe there are tens of millions that David Glass could still put into this club but isn't.

The fans of KC are depending, and quite frankly, deserve & demand you and your peers at the Star to expose this team's operations. It's been 15 straight years of ineptitude.

We need answers, not more statistical analysis.

Submitted by stpat on August 21, 2009 - 10:54am.

Just remembered that the other day, Jason Stark commented that he believes that every team in the Majors generates at least $100MM before they even sell ONE ticket. If that is true, how can this organization (David Glass) say that they are doing everything in their power to turn things around? By my estimation, assuming this is true (and by many acoounts, Jason's not the first - it is close), the Royals have at least approximately $30MM more above the $70MM payroll they could spend. In a year where the stadium upgrades are unveiled, how can we simply ignore this disparity in revenue vs payroll? I have to believe that if this year's payroll was say $90-$95MM that Dayton would not have pursued guys like Mike Jacobs or Coco Crisp. Perhaps guys like Bobby Abreau and Orlando Hudson could have been enticed to come to KC. Imagine how different our offense looks with Bobby Abreau behind Billy Butler in the lineup.

These are the questions that need answers.

Submitted by ribman on August 21, 2009 - 10:21pm.

they should name a day after you or something

strong posts

Submitted by AxDxMx on August 21, 2009 - 5:52pm.

and Abreu laughed and said he would never play for the Royals.

Submitted by jtuck123 on August 21, 2009 - 10:03am.

"The fans of KC are depending, and quite frankly, deserve & demand you and your peers at the Star to expose this team's operations. It's been 15 straight years of ineptitude." - Word.

For the sake of baseball in this town, I write this comment: As much as it pains me to say it, you need to go Jason Whitlock on the Royals financial operations. Tick some people off, step on some toes...It might mean better things to write about in the future...
JT

Submitted by lakewoodroyal on August 21, 2009 - 9:01am.

I'll be at the game tonight - only because its my birthday this weekend and I'm hoping to see a really hot chick streak naked, hop the fence and jump in the fountain. My wife would not volunteer. At this point, its probably more important to stimulate the economy one $7.50 beer at a time, enjoy a plate of ribs, coerce the bartender to let us do shots at the RF bar and then try to see if anyone in our group can beat Billy Butler's time at the Base Run in the Outfield Experience. (more fun than the cup game after a few drinks.)

Submitted by Sam Mellinger on August 21, 2009 - 9:12am.

nm

Submitted by dive55 on August 21, 2009 - 8:31am.

The Royals trail Washington by 4.5 games in the quest to be the #1 pick in next year's draft. I'm pretty sure based on their track record for not being able to do anything right, they couldn't even properly tank down the stretch.

This is all, obviously, being said in jest as there is so much more wrong with this club than a teen phenom could fix.

Submitted by gsports4 on August 21, 2009 - 9:15am.

I check the ticker on ESPN every night just hoping that the Nationals won. They're my new favorite team, but it feels just like rooting for the Royals, because every time I hope they won, dammit, they lost again. Go Nats!

Submitted by AxDxMx on August 21, 2009 - 5:54pm.

he will be a bust. If any other team drafts him, he will be Albert Pujols and Joe Mauer combined.

Submitted by ribman on August 21, 2009 - 10:23pm.

it's 50/50 I lean he would lowball and not get it done

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