These two links presented without comment

Is this why KC is considered a "cow" town?

Anyway, thanks for the link. I'm sure my employer appreciates the lost productivity!

Sam did present this without comment, perhaps he is pointing out that the Royals are taking the high road rather than that they should change to a sexier crew?

Clearly, the Royals are trying to please all levels of fans. Old and young. Male and female. Jail-bate lovers and chubby chasers.

I think seeing a mermaid with a hot dog cannon would be too much.

Some of those chicks look like they might be hot...I mean...picture those "mermaids" in this cold, dry, KC weather.

Wait a minute...

sam mellinger, young man, you need to learn something. there is such a thing as class. the marlins have no class with this, but it fits in for where they are, in south florida. think that goes over in kc? doubt it! the royals are doing fine in their representation of the k-crew. it's not alllllll about your hormanal-driven ideas dude. i really don't want to see baseball turned into a sex-driven thing. get a clue. although as much as i love to see scantily clad women on the sidelines, it doesn't really fit in with baseball. just shows us it's yet another marketing move by major league baseball.

i can really do without that. just throw, hit and field the ball. let me see the talent. that's all i need dude. i'll get my sexual turn-ons elsewhere ok? :D

Oh Sam... You could've at least got a "current" KCrew page... That was from 2007

Altho... point taken

Best post of the year Sam. Can we get some Merroyals or kick the dudes out of the KC crew.

Trying to get the ol' page view numbers up, eh, Sam?

/just kidding
//mostly

If one wanted to quickly illustrate the difference between Miami & KC, just show these two groups for comparison!