Well, you're not going to like this.
Yesterday, I joked about trading Joakim Soria for Curtis Granderson, Rick Porcello and Miguel Cabrera (assuming the Tigers pick up Cabrera's salary), but there are baseball circles where these things are discussed much more seriously -- and where the logic makes sense.
This is where I was talking to a scout yesterday who had an idea on how he'd make the Royals better that's just crazy enough to make sense.
Again, you're not going to like this.
It might be an earmuffs situation.
But our guy says the Royals should trade Soria.
And Zack Greinke.
"Those are their two biggest commodities," the man says. "You might go three-for-one with each of those guys. Now you get six players back and you're a better team."
Now, there are some non-baseball reasons why this won't happen. The Royals just assured themselves they wouldn't lose 90 or more games for the first time since that flukey 2003, and the second time since 2000.
This September surge is encouraging to any Royals fan still paying attention, and, even with the gap in the minor league system, this is not something a GM would be quick to abandon by trading his best two players.
This is also a painful thought to any Royals fan who's stuck with Greinke through his premature promotion, promising rookie season, and then the roller coaster that followed.
And it's painful to any Royals fan who remembers the gas can that was the back of the Royals' bullpen in the Ambiorix Burgos/Andrew Sisco years.
But our man makes a point that's at least worth considering.
The scout doesn't see anyone else on the roster who'd bring back a haul that could make the Royals better. He likes David DeJesus, but doesn't think he's worth more than one prospect.
Add DeJesus' club-friendly contract, and he's more valuable to the Royals than he is to another club on the trade market (though the scout does make a good point that the White Sox probably would've been better served trading for DDJ than Griffey).
Anyway, our guy thinks the Royals could make a foundation-laying deal if they're willing to trade Greinke and/or Soria.
"You'd get pretty good prospects for those guys," he says. "Top-end guys, even guys who are close to the big leagues, maybe even a big leaguer, someone who's a year in or something like that. You gotta do something to turn that thing around. You look at the rest of the team, they've got decent players."
Our scout didn't say this, but I'm thinking one of his points of reasoning here is that the Royals aren't about to turn the corner and compete right away in 2009, especially not with four other teams in the division who each have reason to think postseason.
If this thing is going to take a few years, the reasoning goes, why not deal Greinke and Soria for some guys on a similar timeline to that of your well-regarded, low-level minor leaguers?
Now, one thing this scout has not considered, and one thing that will be considered by most reading this, is what this does to the psyche of the Royals fan.
The Royals are set to open what is for most intents and purposes a new ballpark in April, and with the Glass family increasing spending (though still not to the level of typical playoff contenders) there will be more and more emphasis on winning.
Trading your two best players would be a curious strategy in trying to win next year (though letting Torii Hunter and Johan Santana go hasn't hurt the Twins much).
Anyway, there are roughly 190 days or so until Opening Day, it's not like we don't have time to talk about hypotheticals that will most likely never happen.


I'll tell ya something: I LOVE all of the Royals fans with revisionist histories about the Royals. Of course, as we all know, we lost all of those games because we had a complete crap bullpen to go with our amazing starting rotation!
Every time they want to go on about Burgos (only one bad season) and Mac and Affeldt and Bottalico and Hernandez and Nelson and the rest, I'm just dying to go on about Redman and Lopez and Lima and Affeldt and Mac and Hernandez and Elarton and George and Gobble and May and Perez and Suzuki.
And having Soria as a closer wouldn't be any where near as wasteful as it currently is if we dared use him for a seven out outing or anything like was used with the closers of lore. The Eckersleyian closer is a waste.